THE EDIT #6

When I die, bury me with a tube of Aquaphor

I finally got a Costco membership, and I don’t think I’ve ever been happier than in that store. They have 90 percent of the things I use around the house in bulk, saving me money. I also have a Sam’s Club membership because I’m extra. So this week’s EDIT is dedicated to the best stuff you can find at Costco and Sam’s Club. 

Philips Sonicare Replacement Toothbrush Heads, 6-count ($49 at Costco): Sonicare baddies, this is about 18 months worth of toothbrush heads if you’re replacing it every three months like you should be doing. (Though, I replace mine every two months since the power from the brush wears the heads down more quickly.) Anywhere else, the brush heads are about $30 for 2, so this is a fucking steal.   

Secret Clinical Strength Invisible Solid Deodorant ($14.98 for three tubes at Sam’s Club): Summer is approaching; don’t get caught out here musty. I don’t feel the need to explain the benefits of deodorant, but I do want to advocate for fragrance-free varieties. First off, if…